Hi there, my name's Robert and I'm an emo
My life is good, but I like to whine and scream-o

I live at home with my Mom and Dad
In Beverly Hills, which is totally rad

I like to do crazy things with my hair
And show kids beneath my underwear

But my life isn't all sunshine and fun
Shit happens that makes my mascara run

My parents said I couldn't go to that show
Which isn't fair because I really wanted to go

And when it was time to go to that dance
My sister wouldn't let me borrow her pants

My girlfriend left me 'cause she hates it when I speak
I was so in love with her, we went out for a week!

While I listen to My Chemical Romance I always cry
My life is fucked up, if I only knew why

Like every emo, I write poetry about being deppressed
And how the world hates me for the way I'm dressed

All I'm doing it showing how I'm different
Me and all my friends dress this way every minute

I'll show them all that I'm hurt while I'm strutting
I'll lock myself in my room and start cutting

Though I do admit that I'm getting bored
Of following along with this oh-so-motley horde

I just hope that my physical deformities don't do me bad
When I'm older and grown out of this fad